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24 October 2007

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Poems by DGB Featherkile

Ancestors Saying Cheese from the Family Album

Thumb through cracked sepias and foggy grays
to see ghost-photoed bytes of heritage
exposed; then closed to light again. Their days
are left behind them on the left, each page
progressing, yet bereft of glory, joy,
or sage advice. Not rich and grand as, say,
a portrait of the royal clan of Troy -
still, here’s a Hector with a “make my day”
upon his lips, and there’s a Priam, proud
to be a seemly pop. The progenies
appear to be okay - a mellow crowd.
Presuming no one blinks or sneezes, in these
we have the past well-posed from head to toe -
Cassandras smiling, knowing what they know.


Aliens Report on Crop Circles

They work at night by lamplight or by moon.
By always turning left with plank and rope,
they bend tall corn to earth to draft each rune
through interlocking curvatures. They lope
until they grace the field with magic script.
Beyond destructive beauty, what’s their game?
It’s clear they frame their text for those equipped
to view it from the sky – what they proclaim
and whom they claim it to, we cannot say.
Two codgers crushing cornstalks! We confess,
they have us stumped – it isn’t child’s play
to decipher circles. We can only guess
what yarns, what tales of victories and scars,
what humbug lies they try to tell the stars.

Flatlanders٭

Edwin Abbott wrote a book of only two
dimensions – an overview of squamate souls
in platter realms. An envoy guides us through
their squat constraints on institutions - goals
and base illusions stretching to the rim
of page and space. Floating boneless, skin on skin,
these horizontal citizens must skim
recumbent throughout life…must live as thin
as light. By pancake platitudes they buoy
up hope, they praise the slanted sun. They raise
their choral voice in geometric joy
when spirits soar. But sometimes luck betrays.
When Flatland victims feel inclined to pray,
they dream a new dimension…Edwin A.

٭ Rev. Edwin A. Abbott published his novel, Flatland, in 1884.

  

Why We Messed with Hansel's Breadcrumbs

Our magic forest bears a tragic scene -
black witchcraft turns stray souls to birds for fun.
These peacocks, crows, and ducks did not convene
by choice. Her cackledom is overrun
with emus, loons, and cockatoos who dupe
and lure lost birders, lovers … anyone
to help us end this hex. Our frantic whoops
and squawks can’t kill or maim or even stun -
recruitment is our only hope to break
these spells. To waste that hag! Last night, sly wrens
and sparrows choked down musty crumbs to fake
new prospects deep into the woods where tens
of thousands twitter – finches, coots, and grouse –
as two small forms draw near the dreaded house.

Neanderthals

My students listen leisurely to tales
of continents colliding in the storm.
They yawn a bit at glaciers crushing Wales,
and drift to inattention when a swarm

of locusts eat Algeria. They blink
and nod to hear, “Neanderthals lived right
next door to humankind (or, so we think) -
one thousand centuries they were polite.

What snuffed the one and made the other us?
When hippo habits, elk, and rabbits changed,
hip sapiens shared common tactic buzz
and deftly rearranged their common range.

Their neighbor hominids would scratch their heads
or fret or whack their kids, if so inclined,
or meet the challenge hidden ‘neath their beds,
resigned. Luck didn’t come to those who whined.”

Then I announce to all (but all in jest),
“Pop quiz. Surprise examination.”
And adaptation faces one more test.
O, timid race, O, fragile race. What consternation!

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim
(Paracelsus)
*

Who murdered Paracelsus in the bar?
Who knocked the honored doctor down the stair
to crack his skull? The doc - launched though the air
above conventional descent, cigar
in hand, still chugging vodka like a czar,
still crass and arrogant - had spiel to spare
despite his sudden flight from here to there.
This highest priest of booze and cinnabar
did not fare well. Bones crumbled from the fall.
Small wonder we remember him bizarre.
But who would have the moxie, spunk, and gall
to fell our cocky, cranky superstar?
Why, it could be just anyone at all
who murdered the good doctor in the bar.

*   German-Swiss alchemist and physician.  1493 – 1541.

Sevenling (Emotions scramble)

Emotions scramble thalamus
and dopa up a limbic mess
in hippocampus and above

while planets sizzle at the core
and galaxies wait at death’s door
and clocks transform (push comes to shove)

when Albert Einstein falls in love.

Sevenling (Goldilocks Knew Nothing)

Young Goldilocks knew nothing about bears,
knew nothing of their habits, skills, and schemes.
When they come home they catch her puffing weed.

The ditzy blond had tested their three chairs.
She tasted porridge (big in fable themes)
and snuggled all their beds. So, girls, take heed!

Eschew extremes. Stay out of lairs.

Quasi Triolet for Billy the Kid’s Gravesite

An outlaw’s worth his weight in gold.
The Kid could outdraw anyone.
Although it’s moldy, sparse, and cold,
his corpse will earn its weight in gold
by coaxing gawkers to unfold
their wallets – and without a gun.
This outlaw’s worth his weight in gold.
Our Billy outdraws anyone.

 
  Quasi Triolet on Orcas and Seals

Killer whales eat pinnipeds by the score.
They keep a watchful eye upon the herd,
though. Future meals depend on what’s in store.
Killer whales need pinnipeds by the score,
so orcas nudge the frantic pups ashore,
each pup aghast its end has been deferred.
Killer whales reap benefits from the score
they keep. They keep an eye upon the herd.

The Paradox of the Wobbling Egg

Behold the hard-boiled Easter egg, dyed red
and cobalt blue, spun hard upon its side.
The tiny coffin twirls - its hues collide
and blur into confusion. But, instead
of smoothly whirling like a spool, its thread
of execution swings it with a tide
reborn of deft imbalance - swings it wide
into a wobble - raises it from dead

to standing upon end! Amazing sign!
I’m told it’s sacrilege to analyze
an icon’s tears or faces seen in pine
bark or strange auras pulsing from the skies.
Will you and I be blessed for what we’ve done
if we leave ordinary eggs unspun?

Women Reaching for the Moon *

One woman, flared in tangerine, can fly.
The other’s earthbound, distant, plain, and dark.
Above them, streaking in a counter-arc,
a comet tries to warn them what’s too high.

But look! They grasp analogy. They spy
a silver rim, a sightless eye unblinking -
see triangled spangles brightly linking
out across the gray and blue-milk sky.

Two phantoms stretch above their motherlands
where, strained by wondrous lunacy, they try
to guide the nascent moon across the sky
within the crescent cradles of their hands.

* Women Reaching for the Moon. Rufino Tamayo. Oil on canvas. (1946) 92 x 66 cm.
The Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland, Ohio.

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